Drive-thru/through. Just drive away.

Anything that tries to depict its efficiency by the embedded convenience of cutesy spelling should be a clear sign of how bad it is for you.

The Kwik Mart.

Krazy Kars for sale.

Toys ‘R Us.  (note subliminal message for future generation to begin associating texting with toys, toys with phones, mommy can I have the new toy/phone?)

Glory and the Drive-Thru

America’s landscape is pock-marked with drive-thrus.  Once known for purple mountain’s majesties and its fruited plains, America has streamlined the processing of amber waves of grain into one delectable treat after another.  And in true capitalist fashion of giving the customer what he wants, one doesn’t even have to leave the car.  What could be more American than stuffing those fat cheeks and bloated ass of yours without even having to stand up?  What could be more democratic than the power of choice? (Wendy’s, McDonald’s, Burger King etc.) What screams “freedom” louder than your decision to do nothing?

Drive-Thru Technology

If you have seen Lethal Weapon, you know the biggest take-away from that movie is that they always F-you at the drive thru.