Why I Hate Shopping

I have figured out why I hate shopping–there is no chase.  There is no element of The Hunt.    I’m a fat lazy tiger in the zoo where they just throw meat into my cage.

Preachin’ the holiday purchase

’tis a day after thanksgiving and all through the malls
are deal-seeking shoppers and Santa Claus.

Santa Claus? But it’s Thanksgiving, isn’t it?
Can’t we just be thankful for thanksgiving for one more day and let Santa come into the shopping arena a little later?